February 2012
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Realized: The best hipster jokes are the ones that... →
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wow.
i was prepared to write a long essay on how i wanted to be an engineer for internal transfer. nope, not at all. the application goes like this:
please select your new major:
what semester are you seeking entry:
submit application
of course, that means they only look at the gpa.
distracted.
i’m not doing so well this semester and it’s really frustrating me. but then again, it’s sort of my fault, i’ve been procrastinating more. everytime i’m on the internet, i’m either on here, facebook, or online shopping. this shouldn’t be my escape. but it’s also partly the fact that this semester i have a lot more work to do. lab consumes my days. if...
i really love those home-y stores.
sometimes i don’t have to buy things, i just like to look at things. like in austin, i really love the center with bookpeople, REI, and anthropology. Then i really love highland village because i love going to william-sonoma and crate&barrel just to look at weird cooking or organizing stuff! and rice village. everyone from outside of town loves the galleria, but i honestly think it gets...
i'm eating a grapefruit to celebrate the day i...
2 charged in death of Ala girl forced to run →
seriously?! this is so ridiculous.
“Authorities say 9-year-old Savannah Hardin died after being forced to run for three hours as punishment for having lied to her grandmother about eating candy bars.”
I think my bank just cried a bit.
I make bad decisions and I don’t make tradeoffs.
To do list Run into a store, ask what year it is.... →
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please be great.
i want to go to taiwan this summer!
so i can be baked in the humid heat. oh my gawsh when i mean baked i mean the heat.
sounds delightful. actually i want to go to south america, but that’s also humid.
content.
i get sick of shopping alot, but i desperately needed rain boots! i was planning to buy hunters, but obviously the wouldn’t have my size. greattt. and the ones i bought from ralph lauren are a PAIN to take off. ok not really, but it makes fart noises when i put them on. no joke. sooo, coming out of nordstrom, i was quite disappointed but then i went to jcrew and bought their wellies instead!...
do NOT touch my shit.
i am so fuckin’ serious. and if you do, at least have the courtesy to put it back.
WTF PHYSICS SERIOUSLY?!
And Bio. I sacrificed my whole weekend for you guys, you ungrateful subjects.
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
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" and my checks have baby farm animals on them,...
oh my gawsh. hahaha.
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Listen
i don't understand what i'm doing.
but i just keep calculating. i feel like lab just makes me fall into a deeper ditch than usual. i don’t even know how i’m getting these numbers, but they seem reasonable.
Definition: Conundrum (noun) - When you see an... →
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dear jason wu target buyers,
YOU GUYS ARE FCKIN CRAZY. and you guys are so mean! just stockin’ up on items that don’t even fit you so you can sell it on ebay for three times the price.
no fckin way. go die.